Some things that happened to me today: I went for a swim in the ocean. A whale was swimming below me and rose up out of the water. I stood up and introduced myself to the whale. The whale said, “Hi Fred! My name is Pepita Razzo.” We talked for a while. Things like what’s […]
My dog Howser and I went for a walk. Howser said, “Fred? I said, “Yes, Howser.” Howser said, “Can we get a cat?” I said, “What can of cat would you like?” Howser said, “I would really like a tabby cat.” I said, “That sounds good.” We walked to the Pet Shelter. At the front […]
I don’t drive a car. Nor ride a bike. I walk but not often. Mostly what I do to get around is ride a cloud. Not one particular cloud. But clouds. Clouds are pretty much traveling by every day. When I need to get somewhere I look up and a cloud notices my gaze and […]
I was out for a walk when I came upon a skunk. I said to the skunk, “I hope you’re not planning on spraying me.” The skunk said, “I’m not.” I said that I was glad. I introduced myself. The skunk said, “Fred, it’s good to meet you. My name is Milo Moonpapit.” I leaned […]
I went for a walk. I reached the beach and stood looking out at the water. I walked into the water until it was over my head. I walked for a while underwater. I met a fish named, Patapatapee. We walked together for a while. Patapatepee told me about how she had ambitions to live […]
Hi, it’s Fred! I’m so excited! This is the first post on my snazzy new website. Look at me! I’m typing words!!! Here’s what I did today so far: 1. I went outside and said hi to the tree in my front yard. The tree said, “Who are you?” I said, “It’s me, Fred!” The […]