Some things that happened to me today:
I went for a swim in the ocean. A whale was swimming below me and rose up out of the water. I stood up and introduced myself to the whale. The whale said, “Hi Fred! My name is Pepita Razzo.” We talked for a while. Things like what’s our favorite color. (Mine is red. Pepita’s was razzle dazzle blue.)
I climbed to the top of a mountain. When I got there I sat down on a rock. The rock said, “Oh, you startled me!” I apologized. The rock said, “Oh, it’s not a bad thing. I was just in the midst of deep contemplation.” I said, “What were you thinking about?” The rock said, “I was thinking about how long it’s been since I’ve spoken to anyone.”
I made pancakes. They weren’t full sized but half-sized. I really like the taste of half-sized pancakes.