I’ve been visiting the Moon a lot lately. I can’t help it. I look up in the sky at night and it waves at me and I get all excited and get in my rocket ship and fly up there. When I arrive, I put on my space suit and go out for a walk. […]
There’s a volcano in my back yard. It’s name is Mowdy. Mowdy the Volcano. Mowdy is mostly dormant, pretty much always sleeping. But today I heard a big yawn and looked out my back window and saw that Mowdy had woken up and was smoking. I said, “Good morning, Mowdy!” Mowdy said, “Oh, hi Fred! […]
I woke up this morning thinking about how much fun it would be to just walk backwards. So that’s what I’ve been doing. At first it was difficult because I couldn’t see where I was going and I walked into the television and it fell over and broke. But then I thought I’d been watching […]
I like to walk. I prefer it over driving. There’s something fine and dandy about using my feet and legs to get someplace. And they appreciate it too! Yesterday I walked to Milsner’s Grocery Emporium. On the way my feet said, “This is great, Fred!” My legs said, “Yeah, thanks for the jaunt.” I’m good […]
I can breathe underwater. I’m not a fish. I don’t have gills. I can swallow water and absorb the oxygen without drowning. I went to a doctor once and asked her how this was possible. She said she didn’t know. Sometimes I swim underwater. Sometimes I walk. Swimming is easier. But sometimes I get tired […]
I took my rocket ship to the Sun. I arrived to the surface of the Sun and landed. I got out wearing my triple thick asbestos space suit. I felt around for the door handle. I grabbed it and opened the door. I went in and closed the door behind me. Inside the Sun is […]
I was out for a walk when a tiger jumped out from behind a bush. I was startled. The tiger said, “Oh Fred, I’m not going to eat you!” I said, “Mister Tiger, I wasn’t thinking that. It’s just that I was taken aback because your stripes are so beautiful!!” 2. I was feeling restless […]
Some things that happened to me today: I went for a swim in the ocean. A whale was swimming below me and rose up out of the water. I stood up and introduced myself to the whale. The whale said, “Hi Fred! My name is Pepita Razzo.” We talked for a while. Things like what’s […]
My dog Howser and I went for a walk. Howser said, “Fred? I said, “Yes, Howser.” Howser said, “Can we get a cat?” I said, “What can of cat would you like?” Howser said, “I would really like a tabby cat.” I said, “That sounds good.” We walked to the Pet Shelter. At the front […]
I don’t drive a car. Nor ride a bike. I walk but not often. Mostly what I do to get around is ride a cloud. Not one particular cloud. But clouds. Clouds are pretty much traveling by every day. When I need to get somewhere I look up and a cloud notices my gaze and […]