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I swam across the ocean today. The Pacific. I’d done it once before. I had such fond memories and wanted to do it again. As was before, the first half…

I like to whistle. I’m quite good at it. I’ve made a few albums. One of them was a best-seller in Brazil. It’s called, “Fred Whistles at Carnegie Hall.” It…

I took my rocket ship to the Moon and got out and went for a walk. I like the surface of the Moon because it’s soft dust. As the dust…

This is a picture of me singing. I like to sing. I was built to sing. Talking is okay. Singing is where it’s at. I was singing, “Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-laahhh!!”

When I was toddler Fred I used to look in the mirror and have discussions with myself. My parents were impressed and made cassette recordings. Here’s a transcript of one…

An angel appeared. I asked to what do I owe the honor. The angel said, “I have a torn wing. Can you help?” I said yes, and got out some…

This morning the sun rose up out of the sky obliterating the darkness. The first thought I had was, “What a good idea!”

When I was three I decided to tricycle around the world. My parents were excited and felt it would be an educational experience. And they said I would be safe…

I got up in the middle of the night to get some water. That’s when I came upon the creature in my living room. I introduced myself and asked its…

I often daydreamed when I was a kid in school. The teacher would be going on and on about the subject they were paid to teach and I would be…