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The tree said, “Is Covid still happening?” I said, “Unfortunately.” The tree said, “Is there anything I can do?” I said, “Not that I can think of.” The tree said,…

I got in my boat and rowed out to the middle of the lake. I laid down in the boat and closed my eyes. I fell asleep. When I woke…

I’m working on a book about the history of water. It starts four and a half billion years ago. There wasn’t water. And then suddenly water appeared. Its name was…

I’ve been visiting the Moon a lot lately. I can’t help it. I look up in the sky at night and it waves at me and I get all excited…

There’s a volcano in my back yard. It’s name is Mowdy. Mowdy the Volcano. Mowdy is mostly dormant, pretty much always sleeping. But today I heard a big yawn and…

I woke up this morning thinking about how much fun it would be to just walk backwards. So that’s what I’ve been doing. At first it was difficult because I…

I like to walk. I prefer it over driving. There’s something fine and dandy about using my feet and legs to get someplace. And they appreciate it too! Yesterday I…

I can breathe underwater. I’m not a fish. I don’t have gills. I can swallow water and absorb the oxygen without drowning. I went to a doctor once and asked…

I took my rocket ship to the Sun. I arrived to the surface of the Sun and landed. I got out wearing my triple thick asbestos space suit. I felt…

I was out for a walk when a tiger jumped out from behind a bush. I was startled. The tiger said, “Oh Fred, I’m not going to eat you!” I…