I got in my time-travel machine and went back to the day I was born. My mom was in labor in the hospital. She said, “Who are you?” I said, “It’s me, Mom! You son, Fred!” She said, “Oh, hi Fred! I was just about to deliver you.” I said, “That’s so exciting!”
My mom said to the nurse, who was standing by the bed, “This is my son, Fred! Isn’t he handsome?” I turned as red as my strawberry colored t-shirt.
The doctor came into the room, looked at me, and asked who I was. I said, “I’m the future version of the baby you’re about to deliver.” The doctor said, “That’s incredible that time travel is going to be invented.” I said, “It’s not going to be until the summer of 1997, but it’s worth the wait.”
Suddenly the just born me popped out of my Mom and shot through the air and I caught him. I said, “Hi, baby Fred.” The baby me said, “Hi, big me!”