I can breathe underwater. My grandmother was a Squid so it’s in my DNA. The longest I’ve spent underwater was half a year. At that time I had a deep sea cave apartment.
After I moved back to dry land, my friend Carl asked me what I did without a television for all that time. I said that I enjoyed doing other things like being part of a coral choir, and staging a production of As You Like It with a school of sea horses.