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Fred at Home!

I like being at home. My house knows me. I know my house. We are best buddies.

My ceiling says, “Hey, Fred, it’s raining outside, but I’m keeping you dry!” I say, “Thanks, ceiling!”

My floor says, “Guess what, Fred?” I say, “What floor?” My floor says, “I’m giving you something to stand on, so you don’t fall into deep space!” I say, “Wow, thanks so much floor!”