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I can breathe underwater!

I can breathe underwater. My grandmother was a Squid so it’s in my DNA. The longest I’ve spent underwater was half a year. At that time I had a deep sea cave apartment. After I moved back to dry land, my friend Carl asked me what I did without a television for all that time. […]

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The little little me!

  I took my time-travel machine back to the day I was born. My mom was on the hospital bed, breathing deeply, going through contractions. My dad was standing next to her holding her hand. The doctor and nurse were looking really busy. The nurse said, “Who are you?” The doctor and my parents looked […]

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Walking on the planet Mercury

I took my rocket ship to the planet Mercury. I got out wearing shorts, sandals, and a sleeve-less t-shirt. I also wore a visor. Mercury is really close to the Sun so you have to dress lightly and also wear something on your head to block out the Sun’s rays. In addition, I applied three […]

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My time-travel trip to the year 57

I got in my time-travel machine and went back to the year 57. I got out and walked around. Mostly there were a lot of trees. The trees looked a lot like the trees that are around today. The ground looked similar too. As well as the sky. Still, it was nice to get away. […]

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Fredders!

Hi, Fredders! Today’s been a good day. I was digging a hole in my backyard when I discovered a treasure chest. I opened it and was happy to find a warm toasted cheese sandwich on a plate. The sandwich was made with Havarti cheese, my favorite!

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I wish I could meet everyone!

There’s a lot of people in the world. I wish I could meet all of them. I’d just say, “Hi,” to each person. “Hi,” sums it all up!          

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Love!

I met my wife in an elevator. We said hi to each other. I said it was so much fun to be in a moving room. She agreed and said it was strange it didn’t go sideways. That’s how I knew she was the one! She and I have a house on the Moon as […]

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Today’s time travel trip

Hi, it’s Fred. I got in my time machine today and went back January 1st, the year 1. I’m a big fan of New Year’s Day. There’s something really fresh about the day. I arrived in a field on the outskirts in North Yorkshire, England. It was raining. I was prepared and wearing a raincoat, […]

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A highlight of my day!

Hi, it’s Fred! How are you? I hope you know you’re amazing, no matter what. Even if nothing is going right. I’ve had a pretty good day. I took a walk with the Sun. It came down from the sky and walked with me. The Sun isn’t actually that big. It just seems like it […]

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Sailing into the blue skies of Venus!

I like flying cars. I have one. I hope to some day have two. I have five wishes. One of them is to be a bird. I think I’d be a good bird.