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I’ve been visiting the Moon a lot lately. I can’t help it. I look up in the sky at night and it waves at me and I get all excited…

There’s a volcano in my back yard. It’s name is Mowdy. Mowdy the Volcano. Mowdy is mostly dormant, pretty much always sleeping. But today I heard a big yawn and…

I woke up this morning thinking about how much fun it would be to just walk backwards. So that’s what I’ve been doing. At first it was difficult because I…

I like to walk. I prefer it over driving. There’s something fine and dandy about using my feet and legs to get someplace. And they appreciate it too! Yesterday I…

I can breathe underwater. I’m not a fish. I don’t have gills. I can swallow water and absorb the oxygen without drowning. I went to a doctor once and asked…

I took my rocket ship to the Sun. I arrived to the surface of the Sun and landed. I got out wearing my triple thick asbestos space suit. I felt…

I was out for a walk when a tiger jumped out from behind a bush. I was startled. The tiger said, “Oh Fred, I’m not going to eat you!” I…

Some things that happened to me today: I went for a swim in the ocean. A whale was swimming below me and rose up out of the water. I stood…

My dog Howser and I went for a walk. Howser said, “Fred? I said, “Yes, Howser.” Howser said, “Can we get a cat?” I said, “What can of cat would…

I don’t drive a car. Nor ride a bike. I walk but not often. Mostly what I do to get around is ride a cloud. Not one particular cloud. But…