I like to have fun! Even if someone thinks otherwise. It’s especially fun then. Sometimes people get upset if we’re having fun because they wish they were having fun. That’s why it’s important for us to have fun to inspire them!
Everyday I wake up, it’s a new Fred. I get out of bed and look in the mirror and say, “Hi, new Fred!” There’s nothing better than being brand new. Everything is in great working order. There’s that new Fred smell.
I like colors. Mostly I like red. I also like blue and yellow and green and purple. Occasionally I like gray if I’m wearing a lot of red at the same time. I like making paintings because I have a good time with the colors. They sit in their box and I look at them […]
I like to be happy. Luckily a lot of things make me that way. First, genetically. I can’t help it. Even if I was in a room with 1300 sad people, I’d still have fun. And it turns out my being happy will cheer up at least half of those sad people. Second. I don’t […]
No bout a doubt it! I like to dance! I’d rather dance to where I’m going than walk. I never get bored standing in line because I dance. I like dancing so much, I’ve figured out a way to dance while I’m dancing. Then I get two for one!!
The sun rises and says, “hey, who wants to make me a hat? The cow moos and in English it’s saying, “I wish someone would scratch my head” The mouse says, “I miss the cat” The ocean says, “I’m thirsty but no one believes me” I say, “I wrote you this poem because I felt […]
I have special glasses. I can see within trees and rocks. Inside both are bright lights and magic lands. I can see the same things without my glasses, but I have to squint. Squinting is exhausting, so I wear my glasses. My glasses also let me see events from a person’s past. The happy ones. […]
Hi, it’s Fred. Earlier today I got in my time-machine and traveled back to 2558 B.C. and Ancient Egypt. I supervised the building of the Pyramid of Khafre. I told the Pharaoh not to use people to move the boulders and instead to ask Extraterrestrials for assistance. With all the space traveling I’ve done in […]
Hi, it’s me, Fred! And my wife Julia. And Mister Robot. We’re about to eat our Thanksgiving meal! We wanted to say we love you and hope you’re having a nice day!
I like cars! The driving kind and the Hot Wheels variety. There’s something about those metal machines with four wheels! The above video features the H. Wheels. Those cars often star in my mini-movies. Each car has to audition in order to be cast. I want to make sure the right car gets the part. […]